*after Schmidt runs out of the ocean because a jellyfish stung his face*
  • Schmidt: IT BUUUUUUURNS, IT BUUUUUUUUUURRRNSS
  • Winston: What do I do?!?!?
  • Schmidt: I need you to pee on my face!
  • Winston: What?!
  • Schmidt: You need to pee on my face!
  • Winston: I can't.
  • Schmidt: It will sterilize the wound, please do it, Winston!
  • Winston: I cannot pee on your face!
  • Schmidt: I thought you were with me 'til the end!
  • Winston: I just peed in the ocean, so I'm all out.
  • Schmidt: You peed in the ocean?!
  • Winston: Yeah, look -
  • Schmidt: Disgusting!
  • Winston: Okay, look, look, I know this is a dumb question, but will number two help?
  • Schmidt: What?
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